Rich Jerk Declares:
"Give me your tired, your poor, your unmotivated, your 9-to-5'ers. Send all of these wretched failures to me. And I will show them how to EASILY MAKE A SH*TLOAD OF MONEY ONLINE."
From the Desk of a Filthy Rich Jerk
Thursday, 12:27pm
San Diego, CA
Dear Loser,
Let's face facts. You've seen dozens of "make money" websites and infomercials. And maybe you've bought some of that junk, and maybe you haven't. Either way you still have nothing to show for it. And yet, here you are again, reading another "make money" website, STILL hoping you can change change your life by finding out the "secret". Well let me clue you in on something:
MOST OF YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ANY MONEY ONLINE.
There. I said it.
Me? I DO make a fortune online, and I have for many years now.
But you - you're a joke. So now what?
Well, you can check out my free stuff and then scurry away like a little mouse. Or you can pay attention, follow instructions, and make a ton of money. It's your choice.
But honestly, you're most likely too stupid to follow simple instructions about how to make money online, so you should probably just do us both a favor and go away.
Go ahead. I'll wait....
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No seriously. LEAVE.
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Hey, what the hell is your problem?
I tell you to go away, and you're still here? See, I knew it, you can't follow instructions. How are you going to make money online if you can't follow instructions?
YOU'RE NOT.
So listen up.
All I can do for you is layout step by step instructions for you. I can't make your ass get out of bed.
In 1999, I made a committment to myself to do whatever was necessary to STOP being a loser (like you).
All I had was what I knew - which wasn't much. But I did have access to a computer.
So I took what I knew and combined it with my computer, and made LOTS of money. Easier said than done?
Think about it....when you're broke as a joke, what do you know?
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT BEING BROKE. And that's pretty much it.
So how do you leverage that limited amount of knowledge into big money?
Well, I decided to start a website in a category that had everything to do with being broke: Credit Repair.
Now some of you probably think credit repair is a scam, or fake. But I have first-hand knowledge that it works if done right, and it can be done from scratch.
Am I saying that you should do the same? NO. It helps to be INTERESTED in what you do. And to me, wiping away bad credit was fascinating.
So what I decided to do was study federal credit laws to see if I could find an angle to build a product off of. And by "product", I mean a 40 page Microsoft Word document that contained information worthy of selling for $29.95.
An "angle" can also be called a "SECRET". After all, everybody loves secrets.
I went to the FTC website and studied the credit laws.
I came up with a 40 page Microsoft Word document that contained valuable information. That's what an "info-product" is. You create a simple text document based on information that people can benefit from.
Couldn't people just go get this information for free? Yes. But they didn't know where to look. I did. And I didn't just copy the information and sell it. I condensed the useful stuff from a HUGE resource and put it in plain English. And I also gave people an action plan. I showed them what to do with the information.
I took 11 of my creditors to court, based on a simple technicality that they had all missed. And 9 of them settled before court.
In addition to removing all negative information from my credit report, many of them paid me damages. 2 of them decided to come to court to battle it out with me. I wiped the floor with them. They kept arguing that the debt was mine. I never disputed that. I disputed their practice of collecting on the debt.
So I finished 11 for 11.
And now I had "social proof". I could use all of this evidence to show people that I knew what I was talking about when it came to removing bad credit.
Think about it - if you were interested in finding out more about credit repair, who would you buy an ebook from? A guy who says he's an expert, or a guy who proves he's an expert. I had the proof.
But the problem was, I didn't know sh*t about how to make a website. So what do you do when you don't know something? You learn it, or you pay someone else who has already learned it. I chose to learn it. I used a program that pretty much did everything for me. I don't remember what it was called, but the result today would be laughable. In fact, here's a link to see what one of my first credit repair websites looked like:
http://web.archive.org/web/20020327173844/
With my knowledge, proof, and willingness to learn, I got THOUSANDS of people to pay $30 bucks for my credit repair secrets over and over and over again.
And with info-products, the supply is never ending, there are no face to face meetings, and there's no shipping involved. Not a bad deal, right?
Once I created this blueprint for success, I replicated it over and over again in different areas of interest.
It really is this easy.
I started out making $300/month from my credit website. I ended up having a best day of $90,000. Yes, $90,000 in one day, selling an ebook. What would you do with that kind of money?
See, I didn't just sit back and stay happy with my $300/month. I wanted MORE people to see my website. So I knew if I could get my website ranked highly in Google, a LOT more people would see it, and I'd make a lot more money.
So how do you get ranked highly in Google? You learn it. So I did. For 6 months I read everything I could get my hands on related to "search engine optimization". The result? My site ranked # 1 out of over 300 million websites for the phrase "bad credit". And I maintained that ranking for 3 years.
That's how I roll.
After doing this stuff over and over in different markets, my associates kept begging me to create a "tell-all" product. But, I enjoyed being a filthy rich SOB in private. I didn't want to be famous, or a "good-guy", or any of that crap. I despise those phony guys.
Enter the "Rich Jerk".
And two years later, my secrets have made dozens of millionaires, hundreds of "hundred-thousandaires", and thousands upon thousands of people simply working from home "comfortably".
Do they like me personally? Probably not. I'm not a very likeable guy. But they know I don't give a sh*t, and that my methods work. So they all owe me BIG TIME.
Maybe one day you'll owe me big-time too.
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There's only one way to find out. So how about taking a chance and NOT being a p*ssy.
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It's up to you. Get with the program or get lost. I'll be fine either way.
Later Losers,
RJ
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